1. Get healthy. Take a fucking sick day to finally recover from this upper respiratory infection.
2. Do more active things like running, biking, swimming
3. Schedule a massage.
4, Hire a cleaning service.
5. Get all perfectionist on my new Mortified piece.
6. Go on a date with my husband.
7. Spend some money and go "back to school shopping" because cute clothes help me feel cute
8. Buy some new bright lipstick. This my friends, can solve all the world's problems.
I promise to work on all these things so my husband doesn't divorce me, my friends will occasionally call me, and so I don't turn into a depressed obese hoarder.