Imaginary Boyfriend

I write a lot about my "imaginary boyfriend" in my Yelp reviews. I've been single for a while now and having as much fun as I can but there are a few things that I think would be more fun with a partner in crime. Not that I couldn't do these things and enjoy them now, but it seems like it would just be more special with "imaginary boyfriend." On my list...

• Road trip to Marfa, TX for lots of picture taking. I've never been to West Texas and think Marfa would be the perfect excuse to check it out. The last time I actually had a "real life" boyfriend, Jeff Tweedy played a solo show in Marfa but I didn't find out until after the fact. That would have been an amazing Marfa trip!
• Camping-I don't know where, but hopefully imaginary boyfriend would know where to go and have camping gear.
• Drive to the Texas coast...again not sure exactly where, Padre perhaps, but I've never been to any of the Texas "beaches" and would love to experience this with imaginary boyfriend.
• Stay in the Hotel San Jose in Austin.