The pre-shower eye. Had an allergic reaction to something last night and woke up looking like a monster. The swelling has been going down all day and I went to the doctor just in case. I showed the nurse and the doctor the photo from thus morning and they both thought the swelling was insane. That kind of cracked me up so I told them about the time boys put Brazil nuts on my desk and my whole face looked like my eye did this morning. And now I have a brand new EpiPen.