Holiday Cheer(ing Up) Outtakes

• Getting to leave work early because I was sick and getting hit hard by it.  Laying in bed sick while watching Ellen is sometimes better than working.
• Blowing out of my nose what looked to be green and red jello.  So satisfying.
• Along those same lines, coughing up something that looks like green slime.
• Cleaning out my dog's brown eye boogers.  Smelling her Frito's paws.
•  Eating an entire Cherry Mash after a healthy dinner of pork chops, corn and salad.
• Feeling relieved that I no longer have to be on the lookout for green shoes in my "specialty size" for the next wedding I'm in.  Instead black...but closed toe...and fabric?  They better make 'em in a 4.
• Getting your parents' approval on the car you just bought.
• Getting my mileage check just in time for Secret Santa and for the boss' b-day.
• Deciding to try to sell my sewing machine...the very first Christmas gift Bobby ever bought me.  I was so touched I cried.  I'm so dumb that I can't use a sewing machine.