Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Learning How to be a Good Wife: What Not To Do

Don't suggest getting a room with twin beds on your honeymoon because you'll be in a foreign country where the beds are smaller and you need your space to get a good night's rest.

Don't suggest going to Alamo Drafthouse for dinner and a movie on Thanksgiving because you're not sure you'll have the energy to cook a turkey and the fixings by the time Thanksgiving rolls around, plus it's so close to Christmas anyway.

2 comments:

Maggie said...

Well, maybe you should just drive here for Thanksgiving because I'm cooking everything and I'm not entirely sure anyone will be here.

jessica said...

The funny thing is most of Bobby's family will be in Chicago for Thanksgiving :) I admit, I make a pretty darn good turkey so I can understand why Bobby got upset.