Tuesday, July 1, 2008
"No one's going to see eye to eye with a girl who only stands collar bone high"
Hey America! Guess what, I'm short, and I know this! I know this because I live life as a below average height American and am reminded of it repeatedly-whether it be through people and what they say (like my parents' family friends a few nights ago), driving a vehicle that doesn't fit me, trying on clothes, shopping for shoes, or simply not being able to reach things that other people can! I'd like to say that it's one contributing factor to my lack of dating life but I will not use that as a crutch. I will be posting pictures here soon of me and my family that I've already gotten private emails about...yes, it's true, I don't come from a family of gnomes, little people, or hobbits, they're GASP! average size and my brother's even tall! Holy crap! I'm a freakish tiny miracle!
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Wow! Jeez, I'm really sorry I posted a picture comment on myspace about how tall your brother is. You may be short, but I'm still scared of you.
Swampy-I knew you'd think I was talking about you-not you at all! I don't care about people saying that my brother is tall...cuz he is...he's a big guy, was a linebacker for heaven's sake, but I got a lot of comments while home and then from a couple of boys who saw the pictures. The post is directed at America, not you Swampy, I promise! I just got sent over the edge is all with a recent email :) BTW-not mad at those people...just ended up being the straw on the camel's back I guess.
Oh, and you should still be afraid of me. I've got a big bite, make a big impression for a girl my size, and all that jazz.
the fear of you is gone, now i just can't stand you again
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