I am all of these things right now because of conversation below and because of giant Chuy's beef fajita taco salad beans instead of guacamole with creamy jalapeno dressing lunch. Oh, and work paid for lunch which makes it taste even better. Are they just fattening me up for the slaughter? (Old 97's reference here.)
New friend: Hey, are you working on Thursday?
Me: Yeah, unfortunately only took off Friday for SXSW.
New friend: Oh, because I can get you a pass to the invitation only party Thursday afternoon where the Old 97's are playing.
Me: quickly texting boss to beg for day off.